2005-07-06 - 8:29 a.m.

Yesterday I mentioned that cemeteries would be the next place I would look for a girlfriend. This morning another method occurred to me. Dialing random numbers until someone answers who has a voice full of despair and loneliness. I don't know why this didn't occur to me earlier.

Anyway, I'm feeling really good this morning despite the fact that I am struggling with a cold. I almost fell down tired last night at 9:30, which is pretty unusual since I've started this new diet, so I guess my body really needs rest.

I don't feel much like writing this morning, but I know The Jovian Hive Mind is counting on me throwing in the towel. Never!


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