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Comments:
oomm - 2004-10-25 10:50:58
The saddest truth is that the best banner would be photos of you offing yourself with say, Cinderella's Fairy Godmother's Magic Wand on top of the plush pile in the back of the Disney Store in Fanuel Hall but then who'd be around to write the diary once people started to click?
I know, you could write a bunch of junk now, email it to me and I'll post it all after you're dead.
You'll be like a legend and stuff.
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Crate - 2004-10-25 10:56:09
Oomm - You make my eyes tear with happiness and joy! Desecrating the Disney Store is perfect! Especially if I do it during the holidays! Someone will have to steal the body, though, so that people will think I will come back from the dead to wreak havoc on the world that turned it's back on me.
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Beth - 2004-10-25 10:58:09
I'd answer that ad.
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Crate - 2004-10-25 11:00:31
Beth - the words don't exist to express the depth of my love for you! You rock! I love your diary, too.
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Stefanie! - 2004-10-25 12:02:56
Yeah Gnomes are tricky bastards...I should know for one is living under my bed...
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Crate - 2004-10-25 12:52:02
Stefanie, I don't think that the thing under your bed is a gnome! And they traced the call! It's coming from inside your house! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
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OOMM - 2004-10-25 13:03:30
Oh I'm an old pro at body removal, uh...can I take more photos of your corpse, sort of a weekend at Bernies feel only far less stupid?
Imagine the places we'll go!
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OOMM - 2004-10-25 13:05:28
Sorry for seconding myself but I just thought, our first photoshoot could be at Beth's...we could have you replace the receptionist...you'd ask fewer questions for certain.
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Crate - 2004-10-25 13:49:28
OOMM, I think your idea is right on. Beth, can we swap out your receptionist with my corpse? Of course, then what do we do with the recptionis? I think you'll be able to come up with some kind of plan for her...
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rabbit - 2004-10-25 14:51:59
17 is too young to be making off-color jokes? You really must be old. Clearly it's been a long time since you spent time with anyone that age. Now, quality is a different story. 17's a decent age for making *good* off-color jokes, but anyone under 15 is basically shouting "penis" in public places or finding excuses to work "boner" into innocent conversations.
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oomm - 2004-10-25 15:20:30
We could hide her in the pile of laundry in Beth's basement...oh, wait, she did that laundry didn't she. Hey Beth, don't wash stuff for awhile okay?
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Beth - 2004-10-25 15:51:01
I'm on it. I mean, I'm not on it. The saddest part is that pile was the clean laundry. I was just too lazy to put it away.
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Beth - 2004-10-25 15:55:29
The receptionist will be doomed to work in a customer service call center, answering the same questions over and over again, day in and day out...mwahahahahahaha! Your corpse would be a welcome replacement.
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Crate - 2004-10-25 16:49:25
Beth - she must have done something pretty awful to be worth damning to an eternity in a call center...
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Crate - 2004-10-25 23:04:08
Rabbit - I don't know how I missed your comment. Truth is, that I am quite old. I'm 83. I'm quite limber and full of life for 83, but I'm also bitter and prone to homicidal rages. In fact, the only reason I'm not in jail is that my homicidal rage isn't very effective since my bones are so brittle. In closing, always remember to put the cork on the fork. ttfn and good night to all of you out there in TV land. May the force be with you, always.
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