Comments:

Beth - 2004-10-27 15:55:20
Whoa. I really don't sit around waiting to pounce on your diary the moment it is updated, I must just have this little "Crate-buzzer" in my head or something. I was just looking back to see if I was crazy in the last entry, and now there's a new one...Okay, I'm stalking you. I was gonna leave it a surprise, but I am stalking you from Illinois. You should be honored. And I, too, am sick of trying to be clever. Because I am very bad at it. Sarcasm I can do, but sometimes it just comes out as being plain old mean...ah jeez you've made me question everything.
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Crate - 2004-10-27 16:10:49
Don't worry Beth. You may think that stalking me would have been a surprise but all I can say is, have you checked your mail lately? MUA-HA-HA-HA!
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Beth - 2004-10-27 16:15:32
Actually I haven't checked my mail for weeks. Where is my cat?
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dooki - 2004-10-27 16:27:40
I like trying to be clever. Somehow, when I'm TRYING, or rather BUTCHERING ideas to sound clever, it always seems more...sincere somehow. Plus, I'm so popular that I could repeatedly scream the phrase, "Consumers Beware!" and people would laugh. That's...just how <i>good</I> I truly am, Herschel. I like to dumpster dive, but I've contracted the "AIDS" one two many times. Got it from a toilet seat and a mosquito. You know, all this hype about AIDS pisses me off. A little Neosporin gets rid of those lesions in a day or two. Pussies.
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Crate "Herschel" Obscure - 2004-10-27 16:34:33
Dooki - You can come scream nonsense in my ear, any day. Actually, I prefer a non-cognitive screeching.
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Dooki - 2004-10-27 19:44:37
Hey, will you make another survey? I'm in need of doing a survey. I want to "do it" with the survey. By the way, are you on myspace? If not, you are so totally not kewl enough for me. Peace in the Middle East! Ho's before Bro's!
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Crate - 2004-10-27 20:06:26
Dooki, never let it be said that I don't do every stupid thing that people ask me to do. Dooki, this survey is for you! http://members.diaryland.com/edit/survey.phtml?survey=crateobscure-dodododododo&user=crateobscure
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Dooki - 2004-10-27 20:42:04
Thanks! I did it! I'm yelling! Look at all the exclamation points!
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MRMS - 2004-10-28 02:08:38
Hey there fellow Bostonian...just wanted to let you know that my street was just gassed...and my windows were open...how lovely...but the Sox Won! So I can deal...I guess.
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Crate - 2004-10-28 08:40:55
MRMS - That is so cool! You got gassed! But the Sox did win! YAY! I bet a lot of prostitutes are getting extra big tips this week! YAY! THE RED SOX WON IN FOUR GAMES!
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Starke - 2004-10-29 02:20:13
Ahhh, I LOVE The Cask of Amontillado!! You are so coolness.
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Crate - 2004-10-29 08:34:02
Starke - Poe is the man! Ain't no denyin' that unless you is a freak.
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