Comments:

Starke - 2004-10-31 01:12:14
OMG a date! *cat call* I suck at socializing, too, but when I meet someone who's shier(shyer?) than me, I burst out of it full force and leave it in my dust. Those poor souls.
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Amy - 2004-10-31 01:06:03
Aw man, I thought I could be your date. ;) - As far as starting a conversation yes, it's hard for some people. What you must remember is that some of these people you're never going to see again so why bother trying to impress them? - You already know your interests so ask someone if they have read the same book, seen the same movie and lame things like that. THEN make it funny. I KNOW YOU CAN DO THAT! - What's your sign by the way? I can help you with the whole conversation thing if I know your sign. *smokes joint* j/k
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dooki - 2004-10-31 14:32:14
Congratulations on the Date, bro. When it comes to socializing, I like to stick to a few basic rules. Talk about yourself, a lot. People want to hear how great you are, and possibly how much great-er you are than they. Stick to the "cool" stuff. IE: How many chicks you've banged, how much money you've stolen from your parents, how "effed" up you got at a party and woke up in the dumpster one time, etc. You'll go far. Oh, on the date tonight, be sure and tell her all the things you'd change about HER...for the date to go well, you know? Good luck, peaches.
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Crate - 2004-10-31 21:58:36
Starke - I definitely left her in the dust, but I think that was because I stole her car and sped off. Amy - I did what you said, but she hadn't seen Debbie Does Dallas 5, so I told her she was lame. Dooki - your advice was so cool, that I did everything you said. I told her how I would "rock her world" assuming she could afford me, which I don't think she could, especially considering how much money I steal from my parents. How could she compete with that? I would have mentioned how I sometimes wake up in dumpsters, but I took her out to dinner to a dumpster and I didn't want her to think I have some kind of weird dumpster fetish. She'll learn about the dumpster fetish later, after I've taken all her money and driven away all of her friends.
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Beth - 2004-11-01 08:42:12
Not once, not twice, but three times. You're such a sweetie. I am completely socially retarded so I have no idea how I usually end up in the center of a room with everyone looking at me. It could be because I'm a bit of an exhibitionistic drunk, but then again maybe not. (Seriously, people just always talk to me for some reason. Then I bore them with talking about my kids and how much better they are than their kids, which is clearly true, and they go away. I haven't been in the dating world in a long time so I have zippo advice there either. I am quite useless this morning.)
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