Comments:

Beth - 2005-03-11 10:12:59
That was YOU? Dude, what the hell? Will they stop biting now too? Because Nickolas bit me right on the boob the other day, and it really hurt. I think they may be under more than one voodoo spell, because they are at the height of evil lately. And - thinking about nose coffee makes my stomach turn just a little.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-11 10:17:08
It was my cat. He made the voodoo dolls. Also, he told me to write about nose coffee. He is a bad, bad cat.
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oomm - 2005-03-11 11:26:18
I believe deeply in the following: 1. The lights went out because electronic equipment reacts badly to nose coffee. 2. The cat created voodoo dolls as a reactionary resistance to both nose coffee and dork infused science fiction. 3. Kitty Pot Pie is also a great name for a band. 4. I would enjoy the label on my soon to be burned cd to be written entirely in aforementioned nose coffee. (An addendum, if you will: There is an episode of CSI in which this guy has the ability to shoot blood from his nose like 6 feet and essentially spray paints the walls of his apartment with it because he hates his landlord. Imagine how easily the world could be ruled if the coffee and blood sprayers of the world procreated.)
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-11 11:33:09
Oomm - <br> 1 - I was drinking nose cranberry juice at the time, thank you very much. <br> 2 - My kitty loves the dorkiest of dorky science fiction. (Hint:He has a tiny little scarf and travels through time.) <br> 3 - Agreed. But I want a cut of whatever profits they make. <br> 4 - That would involve a level of accuracy which I have yet to achieve, but I'll try. <br> Addendum - Eeeeeewww! A very gross idea, indeed, but at the same time strangely fascinating and attractive.
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oomm - 2005-03-11 11:49:19
1. You do realize that it only becomes NOSE cranberry juice AFTER it's shot from your nose, thus leading us all to believe that you first shot the juice from your nose into the glass (or cup, or tumbler, or bottle of vodka) before drinking. 2. Note to self: Keep BUbba away from Kitty Pot Pie McSmiteypants. Bubba still enjoys NOva and Scientific American. 3. Even if those profits are only doled out as the result of getting their name in a certain list I'm compiling? 4. That my darling boy with the childs haircut is the charm of CSI.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-11 13:12:32
I may have to get cable.
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minder - 2005-03-13 00:18:00
Heh. I love the janitor at your place of work also. :-)
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Crate - 2005-03-13 09:22:05
Thanks for the support, Minder, and welcome to my screwed-up world. Enjoy!
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