Comments:

Beth - 2005-03-15 10:05:48
Wearing the pasta on your head wouldn't be as effective if it was mostaccioli or penne. It should really be spaghetti or linguini for that.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-15 10:08:16
How about Franco-American Spaghetti-Os with the little, tiny "meat"-balls?
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oomm - 2005-03-15 12:25:55
Any 2 year old can wear pasta on their head, you can do better than that. Perhaps if you wore an artichoke heart on your sleeve. So much more avant garde no?
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-15 12:30:44
I already wear a pig's heart on one sleeve, so an artichoke heart on the other might provide needed balance.
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shaking and rocking in the corner - 2005-03-15 13:09:05
do you know how close I came to saying pig's heart? I deliberated between which was funnier, but I think if you can get the word choke in it just sells it.
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artgnome - 2005-03-15 13:13:08
hah hah, rasta pasta, I'm envisioning fettucine! You are in my prayers, you coffee spewer, you!
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Crate - 2005-03-15 13:25:12
Oomm, I think non-kosher animal organs are funnier than vegetables 98.73% of the time. <br> ag - Thanks! I'll see if I have any fettucine lying around.
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oomm - 2005-03-15 13:48:44
I dunno. The pig/sheep/goat seems so over used. I mean,okay, there's the whole draining blood down the sleeve thing that's funny for awhile, but with the artichoke heart you get the heart, you get to be choked up, you can even add a little peanut butter and cider vinegar dip on it if you're really interested in leaving a trail. I guess I just think vegetables are underused as humor tool.
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Crate - 2005-03-15 13:51:41
You make an excellent point, Oomm. It is hard to argue that the axis of evil animals isn't a little old, but I always think a classic never goes out of style and what could be more classy than pig innards?
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