Comments:

Beth - 2005-03-15 11:27:48
I battled you, and it's a stalemate. I am a robot that occasionally explodes. That sounds pretty accurate.
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Elizabeth - 2005-03-15 12:13:53
You kicked my ass at weaponry. </p><p><FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #0000dd; background-color:#000099; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ccccff; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#ffffff><B>geekedout</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Large Robot that has a Hovercraft Cushion, an Onboard iPod and a 'Ramming Speed' setting, and requires a Lightning Strike to get it started.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#ffffff SIZE=-2>Force: 9 Handling: 3 Weaponry: 0</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#777777><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="geekedout" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <A HREF="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/robot.cgi"><B style="color:#ffffff; text-decoration:none;">Battle Robot</B></A> can<BR>defeat geekedout, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="geekedout"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#dddddd; border-width:1; border-color:#dddddd; border-style:solid; background-color:#000033;"> fights geekedout using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#dddddd; border-width:1; border-color:#dddddd; border-style:solid; background-color:#000033;"><OPTION VALUE="F"> Force<OPTION VALUE="H"> Handling<OPTION VALUE="W"> Weaponry</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#000033; border-width:1; border-color:#000033; border-style:solid; background-color:#bbbbff;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>
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Crate - 2005-03-15 12:32:23
Beth - I have trouble believing you only explode occasionally. I figure you for the explodes like clockwork type. E-Beth - HA! I can beat you at Handling, too, whatever that is...
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oomm - 2005-03-15 13:07:25
you beat me at handling, I run on coal, protect you, but don't move. Anyway, I don't want to be a robot. I want to be a hologram. It's so much less satisfying for people when they throw stuff at you.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-15 13:22:52
I always had a feeling that your purpose was to protect me, Oomm. But the running on coal part, that is a surprise. Hologram's are cool, especially if your name is Jem.
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protectronJEM - 2005-03-15 13:42:44
Shhhh, we're not supposed to reveal my true identity until we take over...I mean, until the party, you go the pois...er, drink mixes right?
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-15 13:49:51
I ain't saying anything until you tell me the password. I'm not falling for that again!
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oomm - 2005-03-15 14:59:24
curses.
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Beth - 2005-03-15 16:10:59
You beat me at weaponry, but it was a stalemate in handling and force. In addition to exploding at precisely timed intervals, I also run on nuclear power and can divide into several smaller robots and sidestep attacks. Nice.
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Beth - 2005-03-15 16:26:18
And, I just clicked on a banner ad and got right back here.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-15 16:31:49
I imagine being able to divide into smaller robots must be useful, huh? Imagine all the blog entries you could write if there were ten of you.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-15 16:32:47
Which banner did you click???? I gotta know!
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Beth - 2005-03-15 16:42:07
Ah, crap, you had to ask, didn't you? It was light blue, I believe...something about monkeys, or I could be crazy.......sorry!
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Crate - 2005-03-15 16:52:59
I think this will be my next banner: <br> <blockquote> something about monkeys, or I could be crazy </blockquote> Assuming you give me permission to use it, Beth!
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oomm - 2005-03-16 11:12:13
I give you dangling squid and nose coffee and THAT's your banner? I smell conspiracy. Or possibly pvc glue. One or the other.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-16 11:15:20
You have an excellent point, oomm. Perhaps I could fit them all into one humungous banner. Or 2-3 little banners. And now I have yet another banner: <blockquote> I smell conspiracy. Or possibly pvc glue. </blockquote>
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