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Beth - 2005-03-17 09:58:34
I have been on a total Dead Kennedys kick lately. And NOFX. And Sloppy Seconds. And pretty much anything else that reminds me of high school, although why I want to think about that miserable time I don't know. POPTARTS! What a brilliant idea for the next big computer accessory! Will it be like the P: drive? And can they be the brown sugar cinnamon kind? Those are the best!
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 10:07:57
Beth, I can't believe that you like the brown sugar and cinnamon pop-tarts better than the (obviously) superior strawberry pop-tarts. I guess all our idols dissapoint us at some point. However, if it will bring the much-needed P: drive (you have to love the sound of the "pee drive"!) to my computer, then I will even allow the option of having the yucky brown sugar and cinnamon breakfast pastries. (ps - I liked high school. I got stoned all the time and skipped class. What's not to like?)
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Beth - 2005-03-17 10:12:06
Looking back, it wasn't really that bad. I did the same thing, which is why really all I have are the haziest of memories. Like the time my friend, whose last name was Hopper, and I came in late and ran into the dean, who said loudly, "You smell like grass, Hopper!" We burst out laughing and yelled "GrassHOPPER!" for like a year. Oh, and I beat up girls and stole their boyfriends. So I guess it was cool.
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Beth - 2005-03-17 10:14:46
Holy short attention span. Strawberry? No way. The order of importance goes brown sugar cinnamon, s'mores, chocolate fudge, any other chocolate flavor, apple cinnamon, and then maybe strawberry. But I'll let you have your strawberry p drive. Since you designed it and all.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 10:24:21
Beth - A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barteneder says "You know, we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies: "You've got a drink named Murray?" Thanks for the dispensation regarding my p-drive! Tell me more about you beating up girls! On second thought, perhaps it would be better if you didn't...
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oomm - 2005-03-17 11:36:45
I bet she beat up the girls in the showers. That's where I'd do it, cause they're all naked and soapy and you can make them slip and slide off each other. Sorry, what did I come here to say? Oh, right. Pop Tarts. Beth has obviously done too many drugs as anyone with tastebuds knows that strawberry is the only acceptable pop tart. I used to have cute young girls working for me (still do, but only one now) and my computer crashed one summer and it's impossible to get IT to come out here because we're off campus and blah blah, so when we finally did convince the dorky IT kid to haul his pimply butt down here I made my hot, bikini clad (well, bikini tops anyway, and little shorts, and they were all wet from the water balloon fight) girls shoot elastics at him but make sure they'd miss and basically flirt and run. I called them my Pop Tarts and would forever more use them to lure unsuspecting IT boys to do my bidding. I have been known since as "Momma Pop Tart" Appendix A: I wish I were making all that up about hot girls in wet bikinis having water balloon fights but I'm not, happens with alarming regularity around here all summer long. Appendix B: I typed "Momma Pot Tart" which has it's own appeal. Also, Murray! Hahahahahahahaha
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 11:40:58
I knew I could count on you, Oomm (or should I say, "Momma Pop Tart"), to have a unique spin on things.
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OOMM - 2005-03-17 11:45:42
I need a little bowing Demon icon.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 11:47:11
I'm stunned that you don't already have one.
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underprivledged oomm - 2005-03-17 12:33:48
It's so hard to find good minions these days. But at least you can add it to the list of many things you plan on supplying as party favors at the cocktail party. Also, I should be obvious by now that pop tarts should be served, on toothpicks
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 13:01:00
I was planning on serving my toothpicks on pop tarts, but I suppose I could change my plans.
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Beth - 2005-03-17 13:28:32
Okay, I always tell the grasshopper joke with Steve instead of Murray. Because a drink named Steve makes me giggle a lot. Actually, so does a drink named Murray. And oomm totally called it, it was always in the showers. It was very slippery. Sometimes it would be in the locker room because you know all we really do in there is hang out naked and hug, and occasionally have a pillow fight. Yes, I have done too many drugs, probably more than enough for all of us, but still. Brown sugar cinnamon rules. I'm not saying I won't eat a strawberry one, but if I'm choosing, that's it. Don't you love brown sugar like I do? I can eat it with a spoon out of the bag.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 13:34:14
Beth, you are not being a good influence! I'd say the same to Oomm, but it would only encourage her. ...sigh....
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oomm - 2005-03-17 13:49:22
oh wait, don't get me wrong, there are very few things I enjoy as much as brown sugar, but really, putting it in or on a pop tart (of the pastry variety) is beneath it's dignity. However, did you ever notice how if you rub it into the shower girls you can get a better grip? Also it tends to taste better than the soap when you start biting.
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oomm - 2005-03-17 13:50:02
also, I like the part where Crate doesn't think he's encouraging Beth. That cracks me up.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 14:16:05
Who? Me?
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artgnome - 2005-03-17 15:13:11
I want a minion! Can I have a minion? I'll give you two strawberry poptarts for one! I'm surfing on heroin... I'm surfing on heroin... I'm so fucked up, I'm so fucked up... Can I also hear it for my hero Souxsie?
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Beth - 2005-03-17 15:38:24
She's right, you know, brown sugar in the shower is a good thing. Not only exfoliating, but good for the grip and tasty as well. And have any of you ever had a sugar pie? It's like an entire pie of just brown sugar cinnamon filling. It's the best thing ever and my teeth hurt just thinking about it. I'll bring one to Vegas and we can eat it in the shower.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 15:45:52
artgnome - sounds like somebody and Frankie went to junkie beach, huh?
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itineration - 2005-03-17 15:48:01
you are? this is excellent news, i shall prepare the feast.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 15:48:32
Is sugar pie anything like shoe fly pie, Beth? I lurrrves me some shoe fly pie! My <a href="http://crateobscure.diaryland.com/041005_4.html">ex gf</a> got me into that sh*t. It is mighty!
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Crate - 2005-03-17 15:50:29
I almost wish I was going to Vegas, now.
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monkey-king - 2005-03-17 19:22:32
Aw, geez, I get plugged on the day that I have a substandard entry. There's better ones than that, people!
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artgnome - 2005-03-17 19:43:48
slammed danced on junkie beach and rolled in glass. I miss my mohawk...still.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 20:10:58
Aw, don't worry, your highness, there will be other plugs on other days... gnommy - I miss my big ol' boots.
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artgnome - 2005-03-17 20:17:31
I still do the boots. Now if I only had a kilt...
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pinkpuppy24 - 2005-03-17 20:28:32
i think you should be able to have pop=tarts on your computer. i agree on the chocolate pop tarts but i also think strawberry and blueberry pop tarts r good. but what i think is better than pop tarts is sugar cookies mmmmmmmm.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-03-17 20:55:16
I came to the sugar cookie thing late in the game, but I've clocked many hours trying to make up for lost time. Mmmm'm!
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