Comments:

artgnome - 2005-04-13 07:23:26
ohhhh, there is little worse than having to plod through a book that you have no interest or are not enjoying. for me anyway... getting up this morning was a struggle for me and the boy today as well. we are getting antsy for the week off we have next week. woo!
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Elizabeth - 2005-04-13 08:15:21
Did kitty not sing you any lullabies last night? One time I got an e-mail saying my father and his only daughter were killed in a horrific car accident and I could bank on this misfortune by sending in my bank account information. I was too freaked from finding out I was dead to do it though.
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Beth - 2005-04-13 09:01:26
My boss has made a lot of money in the stock market. I mean A LOT. I got an email the other day from a guy with the same name asking me if I wanted to know his stockbroking secrets and I was like, "Finally! I can get out of this crap job." But no. Different guy. Spam is weird. I didn't want to get up either.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-13 10:51:13
AG - I have Monday and Friday of next week off and I have jury duty the following Monday. Not quite a whole week off, but not too shabby, huh? <br><br> Stupid Kitty decided not to sing last night, E-Beth. Instead he just kneaded my skin with his claws. Not as relaxing as one would hope. And I'm sorry to hear about your untimely death. <br><br> Did you really think someone would just <i>tell</i> you how to get rich, Beth? Oh, well, I would have opened the email, too.
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artgnome - 2005-04-13 11:44:10
any break from the routine is a good thing. and good on you for serving jury duty.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-13 12:29:11
Thanks, AG. But it's not as if I decided that I wanted to serve as a juror.
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witness protection program name here - 2005-04-13 13:06:39
Uh, if you get the case of the two chicks who killed that one chicks husband with donuts and cheese <strike>I</strike> they didn't do it.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-13 13:13:06
Uh...right... And want about the poor kitty they baked into a pie (in a frightful homage to the victims cute pet-name for his pet)? I suppose they didn't do that, either?
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wppnh - 2005-04-13 13:23:10
Look, I don't profess to know all the details of the case but I heard that they were working on making you something really nice and tasty and the stupid cat just JUMPED into the pie. The tried to shoo it away but it WANTED to finally BE your Kitty Pot Pie. Who were they to say no?
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uh, Becky - 2005-04-13 13:35:03
Those two girls are innocent. I swear.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-13 13:42:31
Well, I figure I can probably get out of jury duty anyway just by telling the judge that I am deceased and quite possibly the victim of the accussed and therefore quite biased. <br><br><br> Oh, yeah... and <i>Poor kitty!</i> <br> But at least I know that as horrific as it is to eat ones own cat, that he would do the same to me without neraly so much trickery involved. Evil cat.
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monkey-king - 2005-04-13 14:17:53
I didn't like Great Gatsby, but not just because of Daisy. I hated everybody. I know that was the point, but still!
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-13 14:43:27
I like everyone but Daisy and her punk-ass husband, actually. Maybe I'm too soft-hearted, though, and tend to like people too easily. Anyway, you can see why I'd hate the book I'm reading right now, then, huh?
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oomm - 2005-04-13 16:01:04
maybe if we knew what book you were readin...
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-13 16:05:03
Oh, it's a pretty crappy book, let me tell you! I just want to get through it so I can start the new R.B. Bovious novel, "Nose without a Face".
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