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artgnome - 2005-04-18 09:57:08
It all goes back to the Hyacinth Bucket Theory. heh...Hyacinth. shades of my ex-mother in law, only more deviant, if you can imagine that.
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E-Beth - 2005-04-18 10:04:25
The one lady they used to avoid introducing new employees too at my old job was the crazy cat woman. I don't know how she did it but she was able to make her cubicle smell just like cat piss and wet fur. She had even covered every inch of available space in cat memorabilia. You can't be that bad right? That disposable phone number idea is great. I'd like to put a voice to some of the d-landers. I wonder how different it would be from the idea I already have in my head.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-18 10:23:46
ag - I actually can't believe that. I needs me some proof! E-Beth, I don't cover my cube with cat memorabilia, but with War of 1812 memorabilia. And if you idea of my voice involves the sound of the adults in a Chalrie Brown cartoon, then you'd be right on the money. They got me to a T!
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-18 10:26:35
Now, I'm off for a coffee at the local coffee shop. I hope they are open on this beautiful Patriot's Day morning!
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Beth - 2005-04-18 10:31:34
I've been told I have a "very professional phone voice." I think that means I'm pretty good at faking being nice to stupid ass customers who don't know their asses from their elbows, but I'm not sure. I also curse like a sailor. There is one number, 248-262-6861, that you can give people you don't want to have your real phone number. Call it, it's funny.
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monkey-king - 2005-04-18 11:40:38
Did you see the movie? It's like the 90s version of Reefer Madness.
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Jennifer - 2005-04-18 11:57:08
RFAD made me all sqeamish. Especailly the end. Blegh... Who'd you meet? Are you at work today?
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-18 12:18:22
Beth - I called that line. Are you trying to tell me something? sniff...sniff Your Highness - I don't recall the movie very well, but I do get the sense that it wasn't exactly pro-drug, if that's what you mean. Anyway, the book rocks. Jen-i-fur - I'm not at work today. Nor am I watching the parade. Rather, I'm going to do some long overdue cleaning.
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Ghost Beth - 2005-04-18 13:07:49
In Britain there is 'Flirt Divert'. You give the number to anyone that you don't like who repeatedly asks you for your number. The phone is always switched off, so it's the answerphone. If the person calls the number, and leaves a message, the message is played on the radio. And if you send a text, it gets read out by the electronic phone lady. We were going to text the number today, saying 'I I I I I I I I like your coconuts', because hearing the electronic woman saying 'I" over and over again would have been hilarious.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-18 13:16:23
Please make a tape, G-Beth! I'll put it on my page if you can get me an mp3 or something. PS - I love the background on your dland page.
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