Comments:

artgnome - 2005-05-23 09:58:03
agh, cats, why do we do it? I think the Koreans have it down right and I'm sure they taste just like chicken. <br> oh, and I would have given the groomer's the stinking cab bill. idiots.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-23 10:08:12
I have no idea why I put up with this cat. I was a sucker to listen to people who said cats are easy to take care of, and now I have to live with that... oh, well... <br><br> Did I mention the cab driver got lost on the way from Petco to my house? I can't believe I forgot to mention that part of my adventure! <br><br> The bill was the only thing in the cab which didn't stink after my cat did his thing.
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artgnome - 2005-05-23 10:35:33
how totally embarrassing. I'm lucky enough to have groomers that come to the house, when they are needed. Now I know how to comb out the mats myself after watching her do it.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-23 10:38:23
You don't know how close I was to letting Smitey go free Saturday. Sadly, he has one of those microchips implanted in him so he'd probably get returned to me.
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Jennifer - 2005-05-23 11:07:58
Jerk Chicken...hehehe... Also, you left the kitty treats in the car! But I guess kitty don't deserve them, now does he? ;-)
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-23 11:20:02
To say the little monster doesn't deserve treats is an understatement. I've never seen so much poop in my entire life without a cow or horse being involved.
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artgnome - 2005-05-23 12:27:03
that is one anxious kitty! Time to roll a catnip spleef!
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-23 13:00:25
Actually, catnip might do the trick. Next time I'll get him stoned first.
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Princess - 2005-05-23 13:07:42
it was a throughly entertaining read, if that makes it any better ;-)
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-23 13:11:50
Actually, Princess, it does. I'm a terrible whore in that almost everything becomes more bearable if people like reading about it. <br><br> And thanks for turning me on to your bro's diary. Much fun.
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Princess - 2005-05-23 23:53:03
:-) I'm glad you like his diary. Hes a funny guy. Your story almost made me want a cat. But, I hate them. :-)
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-24 06:49:36
How did I possibly make cat ownership even the least bit attractive???
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Christopias Spritopher, President - 2005-05-24 07:01:37
Cat ownership is out of the question for the Princess as long as she's living in Casa Quasimodo, there will be no pets. Also, I am embarrassed (to spell that wrong) and inform you that "Moff" was a term for a regional governor in the Galactic Empire under Palpatine, this is validated when Princess Leia Organa addresses him as, "Governor Tarkin..." You can tell a Grande Moff from a Venti or even Tall Moff by their graduated levels of foul stench they try to play this off but it is just like everything else in the "it is perfectly normal, every guy does it, it is nothing to be ashamed of " catagory.
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Crate Obscure - 2005-05-24 08:48:56
I overslept this morning so as long as I can get my Moff with an extra shot of espresso, I should be ok. <br><br> As for the stench, if it's good enough for a Moff, it's good enough for me. Actually, that sounds like a TV show "The Moff and Me". Someone call the networks!
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