[Second entry of the day. Click the "previous" link if you missed the last one.]
If I was a robot, things would be different. First off, I'd have no soul. That would be useful when faced with moral conundrums, right? Plus I could program myself to remember all my dreams. I don't know if robots dream, but if they don't, I'd probably program myself to dream. I guess I'd have to program myself to sleep, too. It would be pretty pointless having a dream program without a sleep function. Come to think of it, I'd probably want the complete "hopeless romantic" office suite which includes:
- Falling in love with totally incompatible sentient beings processor
- Regret generator
- Indecision tools
- Database of shame
- Phobia calculator
- Dashed hope construction kit
Anyway, it'll be a lot of fun.
Reading The Master and Margarita by by Mikhail Bulgakov
Wishing I was a robot
Plotting to DESTROY ALL HUMANS!