2005-07-11 - People have to stand back when I enter into a room
2005-07-08 - He's one fast slug.
2005-07-06 - until someone answers who has a voice full of despair and loneliness
2005-07-04 - No War for Cat Food
2005-06-30 - hot, shoe-tying action
2005-06-29 - Yeah, this place serves bear.
2005-06-28 - the gibbons want to write a screenplay about my life
2005-06-24 - Who will win? Bambi or Godzilla?
2005-06-23 - that is why I was a philosophy major
2005-06-22 - I think he is my new hero
2005-06-21 - discuss a secret project
2005-06-20 - back on the bean
2005-06-17 - I promise to shut my trap about it for as long as I can
2005-06-16 - But what a fleece!
2005-06-11 - You'd be proud. I didn't even cry.
2005-06-08 - the unrighteous snark
2005-06-06 - Now Maciej is a new creation!
2005-06-03 - images of tainted meat germs spreading through out my kitchen then into my bedroom
2005-05-31 - It's almost as if I care for them
2005-05-31 - I only found out what a Chewbacca was last week
2005-05-27 - Why would he repeat it so much unless it weren't true?
2005-05-26 - a life or death struggling with Grand Moff Kitty
2005-05-25 - I am so sorry, Godzilla
2005-05-24 - rancid dairy product of the month club
2005-05-23 - I keep telling them that I am nowhere near the Barbary Coast
2005-05-20 - The DREATLES!
2005-05-19 - "Hello and welcome to the meeting place!"
2005-05-18 - Self-deception is the next "black"
2005-05-17 - I know, I'm scared, too!
2005-05-16 - tiny, translucent frogs
2005-05-05 - The distinction was always lost on me
2005-05-04 - Kitty Pot Pie:The Message Board
2005-04-29 - That's Big Footese for "Word!"
2005-04-28 - I just hate this part
2005-04-27 - That would make me angry, if it didn't befuddle me
2005-04-26 - Maybe tomorrow
2005-04-21 - Not much going on these days
2005-04-20 - At least in Titanic one of them dies
2005-04-19 - And a side of squamous potatoes?
2005-04-18 - Too bad her fridge keeps whispering de-motivating things to her
2005-04-17 - I love you! I really do!
2005-04-16 - Weekend Memeness
2005-04-15 - And they all send me chocolate and cake
2005-04-14 - most of them live inside my gigantic ear
2005-04-13 - I almost cried when my alarm went off this morning
2005-04-12 - Caps on the JC, yo!
2005-04-11 - The audience will be limited, but angry
2005-04-08 - add the word "trollop" to my list of favorite words
2005-04-07 - little unintended pieces of surrealist fortune cookie literature
2005-04-06 - a whiny, breathy "meoooow" noise
2005-04-04 - Wedding vows
2005-04-02 - Don't forget to set your clocks ahead
2005-04-01 - I wonder if he'll fit into the overhead compartment
2005-03-31 - Leprous CIA agents
2005-03-30 - Yeah, that's it. The cat ate it.
2005-03-29 - Velveeta!
2005-03-28 - Sorry, no update.
2005-03-25 - Easter Meditation
2005-03-24 - There is no better way to start the day than with a theological debate
2005-03-23 - To work, my fiends!
2005-03-22 - Interview meme
2005-03-21 - Leporidaephobia
2005-03-18 - singing about being some kind of nautical canine
2005-03-17 - The Latest in Pop-Tart Technology
2005-03-16 - an exaggerated result indirect look-up table for trousers
2005-03-15 - Database of shame
2005-03-15 - Powder blue jackets
2005-03-14 - Neutron bombs, dinner parties and room shuffling
2005-03-11 - Emperor of Fun Land
2005-03-10 - It burns!
2005-03-09 - Let my salamanders go!
2005-03-07 - Spoiling spoilers
2005-03-04 - Dream Ring
2005-03-03 - Calendars
2005-03-02 - Crematory Woes
2005-03-01 - Alpha - Spring 05
2005-02-26 - Dream of the Green Crabs
2005-02-25 - I wish I was one of those iPod headphones
2005-02-24 - I'm the super nanny of atomic monsters
2005-02-23 - A glass or two of wine spiced with those somber tunes
2005-02-22 - On Heather Returning to Texas
2005-02-22 - Spent Energy
2005-02-17 - Annual Meeting : A Prose Poem
2005-02-10 - I'm lucky to be ALIVE! Take that UPS driver!
2005-02-09 - The two Heathers and a Gay Pedophile - sounds like a new sitcom
2005-02-05 - Everyone is a winner. Not really.
2005-02-04 - The Personal Essay
2005-02-03 - Music Meme
2005-02-02 - Lucky at Cards, Unlucky at Love
2005-01-19 - Brief Vacation
2005-01-14 - Stefanie is coming back!
2005-01-13 - Movie Script Endings
2005-01-11 - Scrimshaw Rocks! ...sort of...
2005-01-08 - Quiz Tag bought to you by NOOOOO!
2005-01-04 - The Book of Sloth - a review
2004-12-31 - Talk Show
2004-12-30 - Dramatronic lights, pepto bismol nights
2004-12-29 - Secret Codes, Super Powers and Literally Loud Clothing
2004-12-28 - Incidents during my vacation with my brother and parents
2004-12-23 - Back, again. Big whoop.
2004-11-16 - Back from the drunk tank
2004-11-09 - Sonny's Blues, Joel's Blues
2004-11-08 - I feel like I'm "outing" myself...
2004-11-05 - Insensate Waste
2004-11-04 - This Says it All
2004-11-02 - The Hyacinth Bucket Theory
2004-11-01 - Saw: The Next Big Date Movie
2004-10-31 - Super Special Weekend Update - My Social Life
2004-10-29 - Margot and Lamont and my Bus Driver from High School
2004-10-28 - Geek Humor Saves the Day
2004-10-27 - I'm not Sure Were in Aristotelian Literary Categories Anymore
2004-10-25 - Witch's Woods, Suicide Threats and Online Personal Ads
2004-10-22 - ***CONTEST***
2004-10-21 - This is what I get for Reading James Joyce
2004-10-19 - Jena's Wedding In Brief
2004-10-15 - I'm Gonna Be A Daddy!
2004-10-13 - Epiphany
2004-10-12 - Sleepless in the Landing Area
2004-10-11 - Lies! Damn Lies! Nothing but Rotten Lies!
2004-10-08 - An unsent letter to S.
2004-10-08 - Stinky feet and secret crushes
2004-10-06 - Curse You, New Guy!
2004-10-05 - Unsent letter
2004-10-05 - Work is Hell
2004-10-04 - Happy days are here again... oh, FUCK
2004-10-03 - I'll take non-vodka related Russian culture for $200, Alex.
2004-10-01 - SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
2004-09-30 - Mmmmmm ... launch...
2004-09-28 - The other shoe
2004-09-26 - My boring weekend
2004-09-24 - I'm a big Click SLUT!
2004-09-24 - The Story of a Bitter, Old Ogre.
2004-09-23 - Watch me drop food all over the place
2004-09-23 - Bostonian Word of the Day
2004-09-22 - I'm not even a George Castanza
2004-09-22 - So long, brother. Plus - gearing up for the holidays.
2004-09-21 - I'm good enough! I'm smart enough! And gosh darn it, people like me?
2004-09-20 - A visit from the 'rents
2004-09-17 - A spiritual "hungry man dinner" is what I need
2004-09-16 - Dancing with myself and my iPod
2004-09-16 - More Songs about Phone Calls and Golf
2004-09-15 - Blue Coal! Find you local Blue Coal dealer in the Classified section of your telephone directory under the name "Blue Coal".
2004-09-15 - Mabel Stark and other short, blonde women
2004-09-14 - First Day of my Lit Class on the Short Story - and more bitching about biblical criticism
2004-09-14 - So, I get a call from someone and naturally freak out. I hate the phone...
2004-09-14 - My iPod! All alone in a strange world!
2004-07-30 - Very busy today
2004-07-29 - Loneliness - Part 2
2004-07-28 - Loneliness - Part 1
2004-07-27 - Hope
2004-07-27 - Horror, my alter ego and The Mountain Goats
2004-07-26 - How I Became a Freak - Part 2
2004-07-24 - I emailed my muse last night
2004-07-21 - Lovecraft's final words
2004-07-20 - Things to do before I die
2004-07-19 - the yard sale, re-animation and a "please remove me" email
2004-07-16 - I'm back! And I've got POEMS!
2004-03-22 - My Salad Days
2004-03-19 - Rare book dealer or amateur dentist?
2004-03-17 - My shrink
2004-03-13 - Regret, Abraham and othet things
2004-03-12 - Love is in the Air
2004-03-11 - The Stars Were Right
2004-03-11 - reviews/collabs/rings/etc...
2004-03-11 - ampersand - mind the store
2004-03-10 - shoe box
2004-03-10 - St. Francis or Superman?
2004-03-09 - My First Survey!
2004-03-08 - Pip and the l33t h4x0r
2004-03-08 - Goodbye, Pirate Queen
2004-03-05 - Hello, I'm crateobscure